昨天看到这则《我报》英文新闻就啧啧称奇。

大概就是说，一位新加坡英文老师在批改了三年级学生作文后发表了四篇他认为“比他九岁时写的还差”的作文，与大家分享。然后就被众矢之，说他那么做并没有在课业上帮到他们，反而是在打击那几位学生，布拉布拉布拉～

引发了我的深思。。。

部落格虽为抒发想法；或与人分享看法的平台，但如果牵涉到自己职业范围内（政客除外）的课题还是得小心点。须知若要人不知；除非己莫写 – 在这种虚拟大千世界，只要你把东西放上网，就应该做好准备让全互联网的人都看得到了咯（除非你有什么特定安全防备，但世事无绝对）。站在那些学生的立场，老师既然没有帮助我们改进自己的英文也罢，竟然还在揶揄我们的英文差。。。不要说学生本身，家长一看就更不得了。况且这种事情还是发生在“投诉文化”盛行的新加坡，可怜的老师就被革职了。

曾经看过一个关于商业机密的短片，就是某公司高层为了测试自己员工对机密资讯的保护性有多高而聘请了一位专业收集资料人士进来公司。那位人士只拥有最普通的通行证来进出普通公司范围，但却要在一个星期内竭尽所能挖到越多机密越好。结果是，他从打印机上没人认领的文件、假冒同事电话、没人管理的电脑、传真机获取很多内幕消息去禀告那位雇佣他的人。是有点夸张，不过重要的就是咱们要敬业，重要的资料要收好，要负责。然后，只字不在其他平台发表任何关于自己行业的消息等～当然，也包括在自己的部落格上。。。

除了认识我真人的朋友知道我是做哪一行的，其他读者应该也不知道吧？不过不重要啦。。。喜欢读我写的东西就好，不是吗？

哦，附上那个好像已被拿下来的部落格所写的那一个英文帖子：

Tuesday, January 29, 2008
i have just finished marking 36 compositions written by my primary 3 class. sheesh. headache man. i need to study but oh man i have all these work to do. well… even though i had a headache marking all that nonsesne compositions, i have to say i do have a handful of good ones. a HANDFUL only. i seriously don’t remember my standard of english to be so horrible back when i was 9. Lucas i am sure u agree with me after i have shared with you some of the horrible language i got. haha.

well, i have 3 terribly ridiculous compositions that i shall post on this very blog of mine. a source of entertainment i should say. and i will type it out in its purest form. no corrections or whatsoever. WORD FOR WORD, mistake for mistake, paragraph for paragraph (or rather no paragraphing at all)… … ENJOY!!! xP

Compo 1:
At Sunday afternoon, their building was burn. They dashed outside, they can’t fine their child and they are very sad. Their parent called the fire engine to come. The fire engine came, the fire engine dashed inside to rescue the child, the fire engine is as brave as a lion, they went inside and the door is lock, he bank the door and its open sudderly he bank until the child and the child is inpain. They rescue the boy. Their parents is very glad that they rescue their child. They saw the fire engine taking him out of the building. They were very thankful to the fire engine.

Compo 2:
One morning there was a fire in a building. And everybody were screaming and shouting and running away. And crying.
And Tom mother was worried because Tom was trapped inside. They were crying.
But soon now later they find Tom were very happy that is not injured. Tom missed them and they missed Tom. And they wept of there tears they were gald that Tom is not injured.
And were very happy. And they Tom this will not happen again. and they live happily ever after. And were so the firefrighthers save the child And they so happy. every after.

Compo 3:
One day there was a boy in the house. All the people was crying. The boy mother and father tell the fireman about the boy at the house inside have had fire. The fireman did their best. The fireman use the water to make the inside the house. They use their helmet to bang the door. Because there was fire. The fire safe the boy. The boy was safe. The boy can’t go out because all the fire was trapped by him. Her mother was very happy to see him come back. The fire was very big. The boy was crying inside the house. The fire man tell the boy to come out.

Well, since i am at it… why not one last one. hahaha!

Compo 4:
One sunday a building has fire everyone, Run away and one women was finding her son, The womon talk to the men she said save my son, my son is the building at 9 floor then the men go to 9 floor then he looking for the boy, then he save the boy and the mother and father are very very very happy the boy mother and father very very Thank you to the men, Then whole frily were very very very happy and to thier very very old house and they live with thire Grandma and the boy mother told his Grandma said the men is a brave men.

Alright… 4 compos… and i assure you that i DID NOT CHANGE ANYTHING OR ADD IN ANYTHING. =.= boy oh boy… now i know why i can get a headache and laugh at the same time. ohwell… that would be all…

and… HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARA! now that you are 19… you are older… but wiser too! =)

# posted by Jonathan : 8:49 PM

看了，见人见智。不过我好像从电邮受过很多写得更夸张的小朋友的作品。。。